#he has that soft spot and he’s silly and he spoils the kids he comes across rotten

[navarice]

what i love so much about wei ying is how much he actually loves children. like he canonically is a good mentor/father figure and he wants to have kids of his own someday. it tears me apart inside thinking about how much he suppresses with jin ling because…that’s his shijie’s son, and in another world, he would’ve been the best uncle jin ling ever had. and with a-yuan being his “little one”, he was so heartbroken every time he thought a-yuan probably didn’t make it out of the burial mounds. in yi city, he was the ideal teacher: giving the disciples chances to figure out the solution for themselves and getting some hands on experience by guiding them on what to look for when night hunting…

lan zhan and wei ying’s dynamic with children is so special because anyone with half a brain can tell they care so much about all the kids they come across. truly after the war, with all the orphans and complicated family dynamics, to watch two people who mutually love and support each other through hell and back also simultaneously adopting every broken child is so healing, even when it doesn’t work out in the end.

[mactavishsgfandwife]

Simon Riley x Curly Haired Reader

universally applicable to any curly girly (who wears her hair natural) 😋 pure fluff beautiful beautiful image from @ave661

When you and Simon first started going out, he only ever saw you with straight hair - you were worried about spending the night with him in case he would see your natural hair after a shower, and find it ‘ugly’. It was silly, but it felt like your curls didn’t look like other curls, they were just… a mess. The first time Si saw your natural hair, he was immediately all over you, even though he’d only come round to pick up his phone. He got so distracted by you that he completely ‘forgot’ about the phone, and just had to visit you again the next day to get it.

Simon Riley who loves to sit and watch you doing your hair. If you two have to stay at a hotel for a special event, and he’s ready way before you (his military efficiency), he is very happy to sit on the bed and watch as you try to fix that one curl that won’t curl like the rest of your head. He has NO idea what you’re doing, like, completely clueless, but you look pretty doing it.

Simon Riley who genuinely thinks you’re the prettiest girl he’s ever seen. You’re hot with curly hair, with straight hair, you’d be hot with no hair - he really doesn’t care, he just loves you. That said, he does secretly have a soft spot for your curly hair. Something about the volume and the aura it gives you is so perfect. That’s his girl.

Simon Riley who lets you buy hair products with his money. He doesn’t care, he likes to spoil you, and he doesn’t understand what’s wrong with his 3-in-1 shampoo but he’s happy to indulge his pretty girl if it makes her happy.

Simon Riley who is GREAT at messing up your hair. It feels so nice and he always has to touch it, playing with a strand when you’re sitting on the sofa together or full on gripping it while you’re making out. He’s finally learnt that he can’t just rake his hands through it (once they actually got stuck) but that doesn’t stop him from constantly tucking your hair behind your ear or patting it when he has an arm around you .

Simon Riley who, failing that, loves to smell your hair. You tell him it’s weird but your products just smell so good!!! And they smell like you!! If you’re in the kitchen, he’ll hug you from behind, and (not so) secretly smell your hair as he mumbles something to you about something totally random or about how much he loves you. One or the other.

Simon Riley who hopes that your kids have curly hair just like their mummy. The idea of his girl carrying around a toddler with identical curly hair, in little pigtails or tiny braids, melts his heart. He’s a tough guy almost all of the time, he’d probably intimidate any other guy on the street by his size and general rough attitude but if you gave him a baby girl that looked just like you, he would be totally devoted. He’d even let her try to put pink hair clips in his short hair, or draw on his tattooed arms. The idea of watching you do your baby’s hair for them melts his heart.

Simon Riley with whom you once tried to do that cute couple thing where you draw each other, and though you did your best to make a realistic drawing of him, he drew you as a stick figure with loopy squiggles for hair and little hearts around you. He was really proud of it, too. Says he hopes your kids don’t inherit his artistic talent.

i don’t know how many cod girlies have curly hair but i do!!! i wish i had a man to buy me nice products tbh

[solarmorrigan]

Working with Steve Harrington is… not what Robin had expected.

It’s abundantly clear that he doesn’t want to be here (join the club, buddy), but it isn’t half as difficult to get him to do things as Robin had thought it would be.

Honestly, she’d been expecting a spoiled rich kid: someone who had no idea how to do the kind of labor involved in a minimum wage job. Instead, she’s (almost pleasantly) surprised to find that when the time comes, he actually buckles down and works. He scoops ice cream, he restocks, he cleans, he takes on customers with a smile that could actually pass as real – he does his job.

(He isn’t without complaints, of course; any time there are no customers within earshot, he has some kind of catty, judgmental comment to make. It should be annoying, but he’s actually—shockingly—pretty funny. Robin’s had to bite down on her cheek a few times to keep from laughing, just so she doesn’t encourage him.)

The surprises don’t end there.

Never in a million years would Robin have guessed that Steve Harrington is good with kids. He reeks of Only Child (Robin isn’t throwing stones here, she speaks from experience), and yet, he seems to have a soft spot for the little suckers. He pretends he doesn’t, but she’s caught him sneaking extra toppings onto their ice cream when he thinks she isn’t looking, and spraying out silly faces and shapes with the whipped cream on their sundaes. He doesn’t even seem to lose his patience with them quite as quickly as he does with wishy-washy adults.

(And frankly, Steve is welcome to the kids; Robin won’t pretend she has half as much patience when she has to serve them.)

Maybe learning that Steve is friends with (used to babysit?) a pack of feral preteens should have cleared some things up, but it really only muddies the waters further.

When Robin asks after them, he gives her some vague story about helping one of the kids find his lost cat, and how one of the other ones is Nancy Wheeler’s younger brother, and there’s something about Billy Hargrove in there, and maybe a junkyard, and Robin eventually gives up on getting a straight answer out of him. What does she care, anyway?

(Seriously, why is she interested?)

[Part 7 of the For What it's Worth series. The rest can be found on Ao3!]

[aayakashii]

The plushie headcanons are so cute! Mind if I send in a request for part 3 with Subaru, Alan, Sho, and Kaito? (I know damn well Kaito's gonna burst into tears at such a cute gift)

Thank you so much for enjoying them!! ｡ﾟ(*´□`)ﾟ｡ ♡ Hope you guys like this one!!

How Tokyo Debunker boys react after receiving a cute little plushie from MC – Subaru, Alan, Sho and Kaito 

Kagami Subaru – red crowned crane plushie

He apologizes for the fact that you went out of your way to make such a delicate and cute plushie for him

Then he apologizes because he doesn't have a gift to give you yet

Then he apologizes again because you told him he doesn't need to apologize

Please be a little patient with him! He's a bundle of nerves, and it makes it hard for him to express himself properly

He absolutely loved the little crane though!!!!

He is wondering how are you so creative, how did you make such a majestic animal become so cute and round as a plushie

Subaru manages to makeshift a little cushion for the plushie, and now it has its own spot at the tea table

Being such an anxiety-ridden guy, your gift to him also became a huge source of relief – he doesn't bring it with him anywhere, but it's like all his problems magically fade away once he sees it, it quickly became a source of comfort and emotional support

He doesn't really tell that to you or anyone, for that purpose, because he feels a little silly, but he absolutely cherishes his new friend and hopes to give you a gift that might mean as much to you as his little crane means to him!

Alan Mido – doberman plushie

Contrary to what people might think of him, Alan is a gentle giant

He's all soft eyes and little smiles to his underclassmen and Vagastrom students

Even if he's strict with them sometimes, it's all just his own form of tough love

So when you give him a doberman plushie, he can't help but smile and pat your head affectionately

The thought of you working so hard to make such a cute little thing for someone like him makes his chest all warm and fuzzy

He treats the plushie like a delicate trophy that could crumble into dust at any given moment

So he doesn't snuggle, nor squeeze it at all

He mostly just... Holds it. And stares at it, admiring your handiwork and thinking that it looks adorable.

And he also asks your opinion about everything plushie-related

"Do you think I should keep him in my room or at The Pit?"

"Why would you put him in The Pit?!"

"Maybe he could become a mascot..."

One day, he can't keep his curiosity at bay any longer and decides to finally ask you

"Why did you give me a doberman plushie? Specifically a doberman, I mean."

"Well, you are strong but also very gentle, just like a doberman can be protective and dangerous, but also sweet when it comes to its family"

Alan smiles and pats your head for the millionth time that day

He surely hopes he can keep being that to you.

Haizono Sho – raccoon plushie:

"I made this for you, an animal that reminds me of my cute kouhai"

"... senpai are you telling me I look like someone that eats trash"

"How the hell did you jump to this conclusion"

Don't worry about his reaction though, Sho absolutely loves it but he can't let any of his cuteness aggression show, to keep his bad boy image intact

Leo teases him over this gift, but every acid word just goes through one ear and out the other because Sho is over the moon, feeling like the most spoiled guy in the entire world

You see him through his rough image and have enough courage to give him such an adorable gift, you're truly something...

Oh, and the fact that you gave the raccoon a little apron to match his when he's working totally caused extreme mental damage over how cute it is

What if he also bought a leather jacket and a helmet to take him on his rides with Bonnie...

But will it be safe for it to ride Bonnie when it is so small and rotund and easy to slip away...

Please don't judge him, he's just a kid, he wasn't ready for parenthood

But since it has an apron, Sho will most definitely let it keep him company at the food truck

Maybe the little raccoon can be the cashier?

Sho will probably settle for this though

Fuji Kaito – penguin plushie:

Immediately screaming and gross sobbing

Cannot form a single coherent word once you give him his little chubby penguin

It looks so cute! It's so round and fluffy even though now it's a bit damp because of all his tears

A HUNDRED PERCENT takes this plushie everywhere

Kaito gives it a name, clothes, and accessories and creates an instagram account just to post photos of the penguin around the nicest spots jn Darkwick

Suddenly, Kaito becomes a photography pro since he just won't stop taking pictures of the little guy

Shows off to anyone that even points it out, ESPECIALLY if it's Luca

"MC made this FOR ME, which CLEARLY means I am their knight in shining armor and will protect both them and our child I mean our plushie with MY LIFE"

Totally misses the fact that Luca doesn't care

MC has to come to him and ask him pretty please to tone it down a bit because he is scaring the hoes everyone away

But how!!! He just loves (you) the plushie so much!! Let him show off, please? He's just a very excitable person!

He promises he'll chill out though, but before that, just one more photo for the plushie's instagram page...

[the-ace-with-spades]

another bit from the just hold my hand fic that probably won't ever be written

I wrote the little thingy about Bradley and Jake's middle kid, Ronnie, being a bit of Ice's favorite, and Mav might have a bit of a soft spot for PJ, their youngest (so far...) boy because of the shared name and the overall cuteness and clinginess PJ has.

But it's the twins, the oldest girls, Tommy and Nicky, that have everyone wrapped around their fingers.

This is mostly due to that one) they can speak, being almost six and all, two) they speak a lot and it's hard to keep up, and three) Mav and Ice missed the most out of their childhood, the over five years they didn't know Tommy and Nicky existed, so they might be overdoing it on spoiling them a little bit to catch up... (Or a lot, if you ask Bradley or Jake)

The thing is, the girls are starting school and with that, they meet new friends and this means new obsessions and things they want - it's mostly just trendy clothes, toys that they've never been interested in and dance and gymnastics classes, but nonetheless, it's something else.

Bradley and Jake are mostly good at fending off unnecessary or expensive requests and agreeing to the more reasonable ones (same as Jake's mom, who is used to having to budget for a lot of kids wants, being a mom of six herself), with Jake being the firmer hand on this occasion - Bradley was the one who stayed on parental leave with the kids when they were small and has a bit more of soft hand when it comes to spoiling them...

One of the things Nicky and Tommy get obsessed with is getting a puppy.

Obviously, Jake and Bradley say no. Not because they think a puppy would be bad for their family - Jake grew up with farm dogs and would love his kids to grow up with a dog - but because the logistics are a bit tough. There's already so much to do with four kids and more on the way, and dogs need a lot of attention as well. They're stationed in San Diego, for now, but it can also change, and it's hard enough trying to move a family of seven, not to mention a family of seven and a dog.

Now, Tommy and Nicky aren't blind to how much their grandpas are spoiling them. So they might or might not be especially vocal about wanting a dog around them. Maybe even suggest that they'd like a puppy for Christmas or something and just tell them about all the stuff they'd do with a puppy if they got one.

Of course Mav and Ice fall for it.

They're not as crazy as to buy/adopt a puppy for the kids without at least telling Bradley, and Bradley, you know, teases them a little for being so soft and letting themselves get 'manipulated' by six-year-olds but in the end, he tells them there's no way they can have a puppy now, no matter how much the girls want one.

The same night, Ice finds Mav browsing animal rescue sites on the couch, laptop on his knees as he makes notes in a little notebook.

Bradley said no, he signs, but Mav only shrugs.

"I know," Mav says and then pointedly, adds, "I'm not looking for a dog for them."

It takes Ice a minute to understand what Mav means but once he does, he sits down with him on the couch.

And it's not like Mav is looking for a dog just for the twins - he and Ice will be taking care of the puppy most of the time, and Mav admits that a dog is something he hasn't let himself have because of the life they were living (in the Navy, mainly) but he's retired now, and he had a dog when he was a kid and like it, and maybe it'll get Ice out of the house more often as well...

So, yeah, they get a french bulldog. And the kids love her - she was a rescue from a puppy farm and named Katharine Hepburn (called Hep by the breeders) and the kids swiftly rename her Kat, which everyone finds a bit silly but indulges.

Maybe Jake and Bradley give them a bit of a stinky eye over dinner (mostly Jake, not that Mav cares that much...), but Bradley only shakes his head and tells them they can't keep getting the kids everything they want. Well, personally Mav thinks they can at least try.

Kat is an amazing addition to the house. She likes to sleep in Ice's lap whenever he does paperwork in his office and prompts him for breaks when she begs for a walkie every few hours. She also makes them go out on walks on the beach or to the park more often and whenever the kids are there, she glows at the attention - they always keep an eye just in case the kids get a bit rough with her, but she's very patient and never gets bored enough to stop playing with them and lets the twins carry her around in her little bag. She gets plenty of exercise and affection and quality food and Mav also has someone to keep him company when he makes breakfast in the morning or someone to keep Ice's cold feet away from his calves at night. The twins like to buy her little cute accessories and feed her healthy snacks and take her out to the dog park. It's a win-win in Mav's head.

Kat is great and if her presence makes the twins want to visit more often - that's just another bonus.

[celestiaras]

‧₊˚✧ ❛[ the tyrant’s little princess ]❜

ft. vantacrow bringer & f! reader’s daughter (& vanta x f! reader) — krisis, nijisanji en

╰₊✧ vanta being a girl dad┊0.9k words

contains: childbirth & mentions of complications at the beginning, fluff, fluff, fluff, it’s tooth-rotting fluff, established relationship (married), vanta lore

➤ author's note: vanta is such a green flag, there is nothing more attractive than a man who is respectful & good with children so i wrote this very spontaneously within the span of a few hours┊clips of vanta loving kids (here), (here)

girl dad! vantacrow bringer who is more distressed than you are while in labor. it’s actually hysterical to see the intimidating tyrant sweating bullets as he holds your hand and is freaking out, leading to you needing to pat his hand is assure him that everything would go smoothly even though you were the one pushing a human out of you. if anything turned out to be abnormal or a complication happened in the process, no matter how minor, he would pass out on the spot and some of the nurses would have to tend to him for the moment. it’s definitely his most vulnerable moment in public, but could he be blamed when his wife was giving birth to his baby girl??

girl dad! vantacrow bringer whose heart swells with emotions he’s never felt before in his life when the doctor gently places his newborn child in a swaddle of soft cloth in his arms, shaking slightly when he pulls back the fabric slightly to look at her face. she has the same royal violet eyes as he does, your hair color on her thin locks, and his gummy smile beaming at him with a little giggle. he tears up when her fragile little hand sticks out to grip his index finger, the cutest thing in the world that’s so soft and tiny in comparison to him. an overwhelming sense of protectiveness washed over him, even stronger than the day he joined the facility of heroes.his parents must have been psychopaths not to attend his own birth, this was one of the best moments of his life!

girl dad! vantacrow bringer who is inseparable from the two of you for the first few months, staying by your side through your recovery and doing everything he could to care for the little one. he’s so thankful that his team was willing to cover for him while he was at home doing domestic chores, promising them that he’ll be back soon once he figures out how to balance his work and home life. it took a while to get used to all of the responsibilities that come with fatherhood, but he’s a quick learner with the burning desire to be the best dad and the best husband ever!

girl dad! vantacrow bringer who feels his heart shatter to a million pieces every time he hears his girl crying, knowing that it’s normal for babies to cry and that it’s precisely what they are most known for, but he can’t help but panic if she so much as sniffles. he only wants her days to be filled with laughter, so you can bet that he absolutely spoils her— buying her whatever toys or clothes she wants, installing an entire playground in the backyard, and indulging her in whatever she wants. you’ll need to step in and help him learn how to say no to her before she grows up to be entitled and spoiled, and while it’s a difficult habit to break since he’s weak to her puppy eyes, he gets there eventually and understands moderation for her wants.

girl dad! vantacrow bringer who lets his little girl put his short hair in pigtails with those painful mini elastic ties and dress him up in frilly outfits, making him sit down with her at a table and chair that was comically small for him with all of her stuffed animals to play tea time. he’s learned to how to do things like apply kids nail polish and makeup (unless you taught him how to do that already with the real stuff) and to play dolls with appropriate scenarios in mind (because sometimes he gets carried away and has to resist the urge to swear multiple times). he even sits down on the couch to watch silly cartoons with her as bonding time, but something about peppa pig makes him ball up his fit and insist on watching literally anything else. overhearing him trying to compromise with a four-year-old over a television show is a more common occurrence than he would like to admit, something you commonly tease him about.

girl dad! vantacrow bringer who isn’t the type of dad to aggressively go against any boy who shows interest in his daughter, but he’s definitely very protective over her and it applies to anyone who goes near her. as the loved ones of a hero, both of you are at constant risk of getting held hostage by villains or worse. he can never be sure about who truly has her best interest in mind or who is just trying to use her to pray for his downfall. it sometimes causes arguments in her older years because she feels like his rules can be too suffocating, but she understands in the end that he’s just looking out for her.

girl dad! vantacrow bringer who looks at the two of you, the most important women in his life, and feels so full of love. getting here was something he always wished for, but was never sure if he was cut out for it. his parents were never around for his entire life because they felt they weren’t worthy of his presence, leaving the tyrannical dictator to always fend for himself his entire life. as a result, he was always lonely until he met you and the other heroes who filled the hole in his heart, and with his darling daughter, the feeling is cemented as he vows to always be around for this family that he has created no matter what happens.

[nightcolorz]

okay i swear last from me tonight and no spoilers for show but i need armand happiness can we have some book armand / devils minion headcanons. literally about anything- their relationship, what they like to do, post canon, general armandisms that make me love him So Much?

don’t worry about bothering me I love when u interact with me <33 ok so I have a rlly cringe post canon devils minion head canon that I have been wanting to talk about but it’s rlly cringe and self indulgent 😭💔 but tbh, about as cringe as anything in late book canon so 🤷 I hope u enjoy and it makes u feel better, it’s my go to comfort headcanon

so I think Anne rices canon introduction of “through Science™️ vampires can conceive children with the help of DNA 🧬 , but they will come out as genetic clones, literally like identical twins but they r ur child, and lestat has a canon clone son” is a stroke of unhinged world building genius that is greatly underutilized by the fandom! I also think the vampire chronicles fandom is rlly missing out on some cringe fandom trademarks (like fandom ocs, ridiculous aus, stuff like that) bcus of the lawsuit thing probably. So anyway, I made the change I want to see in the world, and I have a genetic clone fan child oc 🙏. inspired by Armand’s canonically paternal personality and nurturing tendencies and soft spot for children, I like to think that way way post canon (around modern day) Armand and Daniel decide to Start A Family, and go through the process lestat did of conceiving a clone child with a surrogate (through armands dna), and they have a son (clone of Armand) named Ivan (after Armand’s father, I’m sappy) ! 🥰🥰 . It’s so silly I know, but I think having the opportunity to raise a human child and getting to give him and watch him live the mortal life he constantly envies and hoped to be able to provide Benji and Sybelle (before it was stripped from them) would be like, rlly good for Armand, and definitely I could see him in later canon wanting to pursue having a child with Daniel bcus of this unresolved grief. The clone layer, as ridiculous as it is, adds another dimension of sappy bcus not only will Armand get to live out the catharsis of giving a human child the fulfilled human life he never got, he will also get to see *himself*, or an almost too literal embodiment of his inner child, get to experience what he never did, and live that happy and safe childhood that Armand was deprived of. I think watching his son who looks just like him grow up and become a man while Armand is eternally frozen as a teen would be hard for him, but still healing and important.

So in my heart, post canon Armand and Daniel have their shit together enough to healthily (tho imperfectly) raise their clone son Ivan, who lives and dies a mortal. Ivan is the most spoiled child to ever live and he has a lavish playroom that is practically a house, fifty iPads, probably like ten ponies, etc etc. I imagine since he shares so much of Armand’s dna he strongly carry’s a lot of his traits, such as autism and strong hyper fixations. And I like to think he’s a little bit of a brat like Armand was as a child🙏 especially since his other dad Daniel does little to discourage those tendencies 😭. Ivan is a screen addict, a model train addict, and a Wolf Kid. He grows up to be the freakiest, strangest, long haired big bearded 5’6 ginger man at the gay bar. As a toddler Armand dresses him like a tiny fancy little man bcus he won’t have any son of his committing any fashion crimes, but unfortunately for Armand Ivan takes after Dad-niel in the fashion department and by the time he’s able to dress himself he wears wolf themed t-shirts and cargo shorts everyday 💔💔

Daniel is rlly naturally good with kids which is incredibly sexy and romantic to Armand. He’s the fun dad 💀 Armand is a little too strict and a little to over protective bcus of how trauma based I imagine his parenting would be, and daniels laid back, comfy and understanding energy helps level that out. When he’s a teenager Ivan goes through a rebellious emo phase and Armand and Daniel have to spend all of their energy desperately trying to ensure Ivan doesn’t tap into his addiction gene or his strong susceptibility to inheriting his father’s personality disorders 💀. He is very doted on and very loved, he is given more care and attention than any other child would be capable of receiving 😭. Armand is convinced he’s a child genius and will definitely cure cancer and become a world leader, so he tends to parade him around like his prized possession that everyone needs to know is incredibly special during Vampire Family reunions or whatever goes on post canon. ivan is not allowed to interact with Most vampires, except for Uncle Louis, who finds it emotionally difficult to be around children 😭 and Uncle Lestat (only under careful supervision of Uncle Louis), who loves throwing Ivan around like a ragdoll and telling him embarrassing facts about Armand 💀

I hope u like this lol, thank u for the ask!!! <33 u r always welcome to ask me for headcanons or ask for my thoughts, that is my favorite thing. Anyways, for those who r invested, here’s my Ivan art

[yakuzacanons]

hello! i was wondering how the boys would react if their s/o already had a kid by the time they met, especially ryuji and saejima, do you think you could write something along this lines? i was thinking cute shit but idk, i trust your brain! tysm!!!!!!!!!

Yessss this is so cute, really feeling all the cutesy asks lately. Coming right up boss. Only doing Ryuji and Saejima since you mentioned them specifically but feel free to ask for others!

Ryuji Goda

For a guy as scary looking as Ryuji who also happens to have an even scarier reputation, he's actually got a soft spot for kids. He's the same way with puppies or cats too.

He's very self aware that his face doesn't exactly scream friendly to most kids. As long as you let him know that you have a kid and that you'd like your kid to meet him, he'll prepare himself accordingly and treat your kid as if they were his own.

Very doting. Crouches to get down to your kid's level when he's talking to them. Totally the type of guy to just talk to kids as if they were any other person. You'll catch him saying some real silly shit for a big shot yakuza.

Never asks kids for hugs or affection and is great at personal physical boundaries. The most he'll do is pat them on the head when he sees them, and even then he wouldn't do that until he's gotten to know them pretty well.

Be warned, he will spoil the hell out of your kid. Will never turn down the chance to buy them a toy or a snack. Overall, he's very immediately accepting of you having a kid and of your kid themselves.

Saejima Taiga

He's not opposed to dating someone who has a kid, but he's definitely super nervous about meeting your kid and trying to form a good relationship with them.

Like Ryuji, Saejima is aware that his appearance isn't exactly known for being kid-friendly. Besides, the most amount of kid interaction he's ever had is washing up in front of Kiryu's orphanage. He's inexperienced and knows it and unlike Ryuji, he's not so good at the fake-it-till-you-make it attitude.

Saejima doesn't realize that most of his charm is his honesty and kids seem to really trust him actually. He's always very calm and gentle around them. Boys tend to like that they can roughouse with him and that he doesn't mind it. Girls seem to like that he's actually just a sweet guy who's easy to be around.

Mostly, he lets your kid decide what kind of relationship it's going to be. If your kid is shy, he'll respect that. If your kid is outgoing, he'll do his best to keep up with them!

One of the best things about Saejima is that he can be really playful. Great at physical and outdoor activities, so if your kid is sporty they'll love Saejima for sure.

[crowleywowley]

hai….i’m back….here to give more modern (plus some general) hcs!! :3

⭑i like to think of john and abi as highschool sweethearts :) But they were pretty on and off, so everyone was surprised when they made it to senior prom (john wore those tuxedo t-shirts)and eventually graduation! they got pregnant with jack a few months after graduating

⭑when it’s time for spring cleaning, DUTCH IS THE LOUDEST MF IN THE HOUSE. he’s blasting the 70s music, waking up everyone in the house very loudly announcing that it’s spring cleaning day…poor hosea, john, and arthur

⭑i like to think charles makes these super pretty bracelets and sells them online :3 some of the gang members got some! they’re very meticulously crafted and he takes pride in his art!

⭑Karen is def a crazy cat lady. She has FOUR OF THEM!!! She’d give three of the cats really pretty names but let Sean name her most recent one…in which he named the poor cat “napkin” 💀

⭑Dutch and Hosea have an unreal amount of hawaiian pattern shirts..it’s crazy. hosea wears them in the spring and summer but dutch wears them year round

⭑For some reason, it’s tradition on Arthur’s birthday to go to Texas Roadhouse (I know he’d FUCK UP that bread they give as appetizers). He usually has his family, an s/o, and a couple friends there :)

⭑Speaking of fucking up rolls…I think Artie in general would just have a guilty soft spot to sweets. His s/o would come back with those rolls or just any pastry or candy and arthur will feel so special and spoiled! He’ll also do the same thing for them in return :) (Or just any kinda fave food they like)

⭑Lenny was a SUPER smart kid in school. I like to think in the modern au he just graduated outta highschool, but he got all of these scholarships and awards for being such a smart kid. He’d def major in some sort of writing or literacy thing in college

⭑Sadie can and will destroy anyone at those bull riding things at restaurants. she’s got a plaque of her name on it at a restaurant she won at!

⭑This is more of a general one, but seeing Arthur and John compared to eachother is so funny…Arthur is like this big bear while John is skinny and dorito shaped

⭑It’s also funny seeing the heights of the vandermatthews (name still in progress) family. From shortest to tallest it goes Dutch (5’8”…short dutch all the way), Hosea (5’10”), John (5’11”), and Arthur (6’2”)

⭑One time John borrowed Dutch’s laptop and clicked on a weird website, giving the laptop a virus. John was grounded for a few days and Arthur didn’t stop teasing him about it

OKAY!!! that’s all i have rn ^^ i think i might be saying too many hcs but i love making them…they’re too fun!! (sorry for showing my arthur favoritism again sighhhh 😭😭)

So sorry it took me several days to get to this, real life has had me busy 😔 but I’m here now and EEEEEEEE so fun and silly!!!!

-I’ve also always seen John and Abi as a high school sweethearts type of thing, I think they broke up and got back together so many times in that immature high school way until like senior year when they just stayed together

-Dutch is that one vine where the guy was dancing to Morning Train by Sheena Easton

-crying real tears rn imagining Charles crafting stuff for his pals🥹🥹🥹🥹 I could see him eventually getting into bigger crafts too

-Listen I’m gonna defend Sean bc I just KNOW that napkin the cat fits her namesake so well. It’s one of those skrunkly white kittens

-Arthur having a sweet tooth is canon in my heart sorry ladies, I think he’d enjoy baking goodies for his friends/partners bc he’s suchhhhh an acts of service/gift giver love language kinda guy

-I think Lenny was just one of those kids in high school that everyone loved. He was nice to everyone and genuinely really smart, sorry haters but he definitely got voted prom king or something. As he should!!!!!!

-Sadie drives a cool truck but not in a douchebag way, like that woman is hauling shit AROUND!!!!!!!!

These are all so fun and so silly! It’s been a rough week so I genuinely enjoyed getting to read these :) yall please never hesitate to blow up my inbox with thoughts like these!!

[bunny-kisser]

Hii :3 For the ask game!

11. Gush about your favorite chapter/book/episode/scene etc. your F/O is in!

13. Gush about your F/O’s personality!

14. Gush about how your F/O treats you (Are they protective? Loving? Are you the only person who gets to see their soft side?)!

11. I guess I'll talk about my favorite "version" of William - I love all of them but I'll always have the softest spot for his appearance in The Silver Eyes. That was the very first time we got any inkling of his character beyond "a purple sprite that kills kids" and that's when I really latched onto him. He's just so uniquely neurotic, off-putting, and strange in The Silver Eyes in a way that he hasn't really been in any other incarnation and it compels me <3 I'm a batshit William Afton truther <3

13. ( ∩´͈ ᐜ `͈∩) I loveeee William's personality so much, it's probably my favorite thing about him!! I love how he's so shamelessly theatrical and goofy, he has such a showman's personality with this deadly serious darkness boiling just beneath the surface. He's a wolf in sheep's clothing, able to mask his true nature and pull the wool over nearly everyone's eyes. I even like his negative personality traits, he's arrogant, narcissistic, and even petty at times which makes his character volatile and a lot of fun. Tl;dr: He's goofy and he's a bitch <3

14. William is incredibly indulgent of my silly and "childish" nature - I always feel most comfortable and able to come out of my shell around people who I feel won't judge me for that aspect of myself, people who I don't always have to keep my "cool, stoic and unaffected" front around. He's not afraid to make a fool of himself to make me laugh or to be seen with me in public when I'm lugging around a plushie. He's also indulgent in general and a tad bit coddling, it makes him feel accomplished and boosts his ego to be adored and wanted so he really leans into spoiling me (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

DADKI DADKI DADKI …. (rattling the bars of my cage)

RIKOOO uve killed me w this one. he’s so !!!! so so so sweet and funny and silly i adore him :(( aaa the way …. he sees you as too good for him ….. </3 aki ur such a catch pls believe me …

but god these were all so so cute and sweet and heartwrenching to read 😭😭 as always !! ur writing and imagery is so so stunning riko … i absolutely ate this up. 

aaaand as always i just have to comment on some lines i rly loved bc !! this was just such a treat to read hhhhh I LOVE DADKI T_T

like an ugly patch of weeds in an old, worn garden that's not worth saving, but still has enough life within it to be marred by rot and degradation of soil.

a flower who's bell shaped bunches of milky petals hang from the stalk like a condemned man on a court platform, 

goddd i adore these lines … just so cool !!! especially the second one thats gonna live in my mind forever ….. i love love loveeee ur metaphors riko, especially when it’s tied into flower imagery … i will always be weak for it i fear

further than exhausted mornings littered with extinguished cigarette butts and framed with curling smoke, pale sunrises and slow, languid movement that reflect the growing shadows beneath his tired eyes; further than the bitter scent of the black coffee he always makes for himself because the pathetic attempt at at romantic in him insists that your sweet lips are the sugar and cream to his life enough.

SUCH A GORGEOUS PARAGRAPH??? ive said this before but u r so so good at building up a vibe and like . envoking different sensations? like when i read this i feel like i can almost smell the cigarette smoke and taste the coffee and see the sunrise like DO U KNOW … HOW IMPRESSIVE THAT IS …. im so jealous hhh i wanna get better at doing that w my own writing. aki is such a sap also <33 hes such a sweetie !!

and so, when the fever dream that's your wedding day comes around,

:((( again ……. the way he thinks ur too good for him …. the way he feels as if ur life together is almost like a fever dream bc he probably never even once imagined he could have something so Good. aki hayakawa the man that u are …..

he can't help the gentle soft spot he has for your children when he remembers the big, teethy grins with little cinnamon pastry crumbs scattered around their curved lips and round cherry cheeks are a result of your combined efforts;

sob. i just love how ur writing always incorporates food and fruit and sweet things </3 cherry cheeks .. the crumbs on the corners of their lips … hhh such a pleasant mental image

you'll enjoy a sweet, tender kiss in the golden hazy glow of your warm kitchen bubble, full of lively mirth as you carve out silly little smiley faces and stars out of potatoes and bits of cucumber and carrot.

SO TENDER ………….. i love this kinda domestic vibe sm . its what he deserves ;(

denji and power spoil them to no end; the wonder duo indulge the kids through games of tag and roughhousing, treating them to a wide array of candy and sweets that guarantee a doctor's visit the following week.

it only gets worse when they learn how to negotiate; he makes a mental note to blame denji and power, because there's no way in hell your children figured out how to bargain from you or him. 

whines of "aww, but uncle denji lets me take the toys outside, dad!" and "buy me that neko charm, or else i'll tell mom you knocked over her plant pot yesterday!" (which, for the record, isn't true. that was 'auntie' power.)

I LOVE. LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS. i love them. they would genuinely be the best uncles ever i take no criticism. its basically like having two extra kids LMAOO hang in there aki 😭😭

def the type of dad to mutter 'no she didn't' or 'they probably deserved it' under his breath when ur daughter's school principal calls u both in to tell u she stuck her chewed melon gum in three different girls' hair that day

yells at ur kids a lot and starts pouting like the grown ass man he is when u scold him for it ("sorry, love. i got used to it. power and denji were a hell of a handful.")

unrolls his cigarettes and makes origami shapes out of them; once ur daughter got her ears pierced he made a pair of crane earrings for her from the paper (clean ofc. i hope)

hopes and prays like an idiot that his kids see him as a cool epic devil hunter awesome sauce dad and not a silly pathetic failwife househusband (that's only for u to think)

I LOVED THE UNSERIOUS HCS SM they were so funny ….. all of them r so so real. some part of me thinks that aki would be the ”did you win?” parent when it comes to his kids getting into fights but i also think he’d raise them not to be violent … 

AND YELLING AT HIS KIDS HPSHDJDH okok but riko … i need ur expert opinion …… would aki be the angry math dad. like. the kinda dad who makes u cry trying to help u w math homework 😭😭😭 I WANNA SAY NO BUT LIKE … the idea of that is so funny to me

AND THE CIGARETTE ORIGAMI ……. why is that lowkey attractive . is it just me .

and then finally; so real so true, aki will always be a silly pathetic failwife househusband <33

> under warm kitchen lights and puffy silk sheets dad!aki hayakawa x reader hcs/drabbles

man... i finally finished this. oh my word wc: 3.2k :cry: cw: fem!reader (use of mother terms but no explicit description), brief mention of hospitals, kids omg so scary boy n girl not proofread!!

i always find myself writing waaayyyyyy too much for these 'short' drabbles/hcs/whatever they are. i think this one got even worse than the yoshida one. anyways its ok cus i live laugh love aki

also thank u @twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat for feeding me ideas with canon hayakawa family interactions :3

it's hard for him, to say the least.

while parenting is a new experience for the both of you, it's more than appropriate to say aki's the least bit familiar. putting up with denji and power (begrudgingly, he'll tell you-- although you never believe it) certainly has him battle-ready and prepared, albeit with a slight darkening of the circles under his velvety blue eyes and a minute downward tug on his chapped lips that need yours on them for rejuvenation when he thinks about the tiring journey lying ahead on a path of family that's only been slightly worn. but then you smile, squeezing his calloused hands that are bigger than yours and intertwining your fingers gently, and he forgets there's supposed to be blood between them as he presses a light kiss to your forehead and tells you in that smooth velvety voice that he's ready for whatever pandemonium your rascals will cause as long as you're there with him.

truth be told, there's nothing in this damned world that aki wants-- yearns for than a life of normality with you. he doesn't have a lust for a revenge that festers and infects, anymore; the only thing on his mind when his work gives the luxury of a time of rest is how wonderful it'd be to start a lively little family of your own as you smile at him or card your hands through his damp hair when you share a lukewarm bath surrounded by cold austere tiles in the darkest hours of the morning, having found him covered in a thin veneer of chilling sweat only moments ago, knuckles pale white as he clung to the duvet. more often than not you find a knot between his dark brows; a heavy weight on his shoulders that's perceivable but frustratingly intangible-- like an ugly patch of weeds in an old, worn garden that's not worth saving, but still has enough life within it to be marred by rot and degradation of soil. but when you wrap your arms around his neck and hold him flush to your chest, so close to your heart-- the place where he thinks he deserves to be furthest from-- when your lithe fingers work so gently it's almost painful to soothe the crease on his nose bridge and the tension between his bare shoulders, he's so bold as to dare to just hope for a life further than nights of hollow intimacy that, in vain, attempt to sew and patch up the gaping valley between the wants of his heart and of his mind. further than exhausted mornings littered with extinguished cigarette butts and framed with curling smoke, pale sunrises and slow, languid movement that reflect the growing shadows beneath his tired eyes; further than the bitter scent of the black coffee he always makes for himself because the pathetic attempt at at romantic in him insists that your sweet lips are the sugar and cream to his life enough. but in truth he can-- and thought he'd always be able to taste that overwhelming tang of something equitable to sourness on his tongue when he downs the bland caffeine, like the feeling that crashes and overwhelms him when he realizes that what you have right now? is just an illusion for his poorly-kept facade of something he wishes could be more. something with a shared bed and an extra room painted bright pastel, a bunk bed tucked into the corner and kids' toys scattered all over the place.

(and as much as you tell him otherwise, some small part of him that he's tucked into the darkest recesses of his mind will always, always believe that you deserve someone immensely better than him-- better than a cynical devil hunter with nothing to offer but years of bottled tears, unspoken words that die on his parched tongue, and withered feeling in his heavy limbs that come with the sensation of dragging himself through the pool of molasses that is the routine of life-threatening missions he throws himself into by a hollow ambition. but he's never, and if he's being honest, he doesn't want to have the heart to end things with you. and imagining you, holding hands with someone else, laughing that bubbly bright melody and smiling that cheery grin in any direction but his, makes his heart hurt uncomfortably and his cold blood boil.)

and so, when the fever dream that's your wedding day comes around, he wishes he had met you early enough to be addicted to the taste of your lips instead of the rough, paper end of a cigarette and the numbing thrill that settles in his diluted veins at the hit of nicotine clogging his lungs, before it's disillusioned and the despondent cycle repeats. you don't know the half of what he'd give for that. either way, he believes it a miracle that he even got the chance to see the starstruck look in your gorgeous eyes when he slid that silver band onto your ring finger; that he lived to see the day where the familiar touch of your tender hands coupled with the refreshing bite of cold metal on his skin, treating him like some elegant thing in your garden; a lily of the valley when in reality he's just some weed that should've been rid of. a flower who's bell shaped bunches of milky petals hang from the stalk like a condemned man on a court platform, yet still so bright and graceful you could forget the plant was poisonous. when aki had laid eyes on that pretty ring, tucked into a black box of deep velvet on a shaded patch of street one sunny afternoon, he immediately thought of how nicely the elegantly-cut gem would match your dazzling irises; he takes extensive care to make sure the luster suits as an addition to your appearance instead of a distractor-- after all, when he looks at his then future spouse, he wants to be drawn to your eyes, then the ring tying you two together like a red string on your pinky fingers. that, and the way your gaze will soften as it lands on him, in the way that could only happen when the purest angel from heaven chooses to spot the bastard straight from hell out of the crowd who dared to nose his way into your ethereal presence. it's truly befitting, he thinks; your touch is featherlight even when all he does is weigh you down like a ball and chain locked to your ankle, bound by softly-spoken vows and a promise amongst the white of veils and pretty cream flowers. and aki is a selfish man, so he's only glad he decided to weave your fates together, even if it meant the good and bad mingled to paint a splash of gray on love's canvas.

that's the story of your love on weighted scales that runs through his buzzing mind the night your sweet little kids ask their mama to recount the tale of your plunge into devotion together to them, far different than the telling words which seem to sweeten tenfold as they fall from your lips onto eager ears that soon turn deaf, sleeping soundly in your arms. for all the aloof, coldness and silence he's ever turned out into the harsh world your family lives and breathes in, aki's surprisingly loving as a father-- he can't help the gentle soft spot he has for your children when he remembers the big, teethy grins with little cinnamon pastry crumbs scattered around their curved lips and round cherry cheeks are a result of your combined efforts; the streak of tenderness you unearthed in him finds itself being yanked wide open by two pairs of small, grubby hands that are tiny enough to wrap around the length of his thumb, like a little pair of gloves that sponge the inpurity from his hands and make his eyes soften, crinkle around the edges in the way that you love. it's certainly not an unfamiliar feeling; the one invoked deep within his hardened chest buds and unfurls within his organs when your kids take their first breath of fresh air-- well, as fresh as clinical hospital air and stark white lights can get-- is the same one that hit him like a truck when his gaze inevitably finds its way back to you every moment you're near him. cupid's arrow has long burrowed into the cavity of his chest, and if he's honest, he doesn't mind at all. if you had the energy to, you would've snuck a quick picture, if not mental, and made a little sweet teasing fun of him for being so dumb-- no, starstruck; a fool absolutely enamored with two little reflections of you and him. the product of literal years in blood, sweat and tears; maybe some coffee, and definitely some love.

and while aki may involuntarily be an intrinsic liar to his very core by nature (you still love him either way, even when he tells you he tried to stop your baby boy from crawling onto the kitchen counter over the sink and clambering onto two shaky toddler legs to paw at the jar of peanut butter in your cabinet), you're not. so you'll enjoy the strawberry blush that seeps its way across the soft skin of his cheeks that you've mapped with fluttering kisses and trembling hands when you tell him just how much of a great father you think he is to your kids, on the nights when he gets home with sufficient energy to whip something up for the haven of cozy warmth he calls 'home'. you'll prep a warm stew together that makes your daughter's mouth water and eyes go round as saucers as she clings to aki koala-bear style, legs wrapped around his neck and fingers curling into his raven hair as she watches him stir the broth with one hand (the other resting firmly, yet gently on her ankle) to melt the icicles clinging to the awnings of your windows for frigid winters. or, maybe some cold soba for those humid summer nights to enjoy amongst the symphony of cicada buzzes and city sounds, watching lights flash by as you laugh and reach out to wipe the soup off of your son's cheeks when the noodle he was indulging on goes up a little too fast, missing the way your husband's eyes fall on you ever so affectionately. you'll enjoy a sweet, tender kiss in the golden hazy glow of your warm kitchen bubble, full of lively mirth as you carve out silly little smiley faces and stars out of potatoes and bits of cucumber and carrot. on the rare occasion you decide it's a good idea to let your kids contribute a little, the immediate and guilty regret you feel when you watch your daughter slip up and knick her little finger gets washed away by a familiar, blooming feeling of adoration, almost sickeningly sweet in its intensity as you pause to watch aki kiss away the beads of ruby red blood welling on the cut, rubbing her 'boo-boo' so tenderly it makes your heart hurt as you gently plaster a cute sunflower bandaid over the cut while your baby girl stares at your husband with such wonder you think he might be a knight-in-shining-armor in her wide round eyes. and it makes his bleeding heart skip a beat when you tell him you see him the same way, too. there's always guaranteed to be a fresh plate of intricate bunny-shaped apple slices as dessert after dinner, and on slow nights spent in the company of family, there'll be a quick and intense battle of rock paper scissor or sticks between the love of your life and your beloved children on who'll be the lucky winner to put their head in your lap tonight.

(although, aki rarely lets himself win, because he knows he'll be able to later that night if not in that fond moment, sure to become a treasured memory.)

aki sees himself as a good father; he's strict when he needs to be, and he always tries to make time for his kids. he's even stopped smoking in front of them; in the house, as a whole. he had to pepper you with a few sweet, slow and intentional kisses and light-hearted apologetic words when you demanded to know why your requests for him to stop slowly killing himself with each drag fell to deaf ears, but suddenly you got a little more intimate and out popped a few kids-- and he'd stopped. of course, those were enough to pacify you; he made your resolve weak, like the sweet wobbly jello you indulged your daughter to as you watched your husband work out a crossword puzzle with your son. sometimes, you have to remind him sternly not to curse in front of his kids. but when he reminds you of the vehement stream of swears that always left you when you had to change less-than-pleasant diapers in your earlier parenting years, he’ll chuckle at the flush on your face, because you seem to elicit a lot of those from him. he’ll smile, because he’s finally found something worth the effort. and he'll run a hand through your hair and press a kiss to your forehead because you've made him capable of caring (and he knows how to distract you). sometimes, though, he thinks he's a little too soft on their pleading looks and puppy eyes on the nights when lightning streaks across the sky in frightening arcs, claps of thunder rumbling across the dark clouds when the streets of tokyo are enveloped in curtains of rain showers, when one (or both) of your beloved kids peeks their head from the doorway, a little 'can i sleep with you guys?' escaping as a timid peep. he watches in a sleepy sort of amusement as you nod, one hand lazily curling around your waist to keep you close to his side as he rests his chin on your shoulder. and it's your turn to stifle your amusement when a small, quiet mumble of protest leaves his mouth as your kid sidles into the covers between the two of you, effectively splitting you from your husband. if he was impatient, you know he'd have half the mind to pick them up and plop them at the edge of the bed to have you all to himself, but on most nights he'll just observe in quiet affection when you scoop up your son or daughter in your arms, cradling them to your chest and playing with that head of soft hair, humming gently in a way that makes his heart melt at the edges

sometimes, when 'uncle' denji and 'auntie' power are over, they'll poke fun at him in their usual, disrespectful and chaotic manner, because it doesn't take a pair of keen eyes to see the way he looks at you like you've hung the very constellations in the sky; like the stellar designs in the firmament were all carefully crafted by your hand. he's no overdone zodiac freak, but he dares to say the stars aligned the night he was finally able to call you his and only his. denji and power get along incredibly well with his kids; it almost makes him jealous. like you, his resolve is incredibly easy to weaken with the right expression and the right words; your kids must've picked up a few tricks from your book, because they know exactly how to play him into the palm of their tiny little hands. denji and power spoil them to no end; the wonder duo indulge the kids through games of tag and roughhousing, treating them to a wide array of candy and sweets that guarantee a doctor's visit the following week. he swears the pinch between his eyes you worked so hard to eliminate returns little by little when he watches them run around the place he used to call his safe haven, leaving a trail of absolute destruction and havoc in the form of torn magazines, splintered puzzle pieces, apple sauce sludge, tiny lego blocks (that leave a lifetime of pain), and pairs of his socks. it only gets worse when they learn how to negotiate; he makes a mental note to blame denji and power, because there's no way in hell your children figured out how to bargain from you or him. whines of "aww, but uncle denji lets me take the toys outside, dad!" and "buy me that neko charm, or else i'll tell mom you knocked over her plant pot yesterday!" (which, for the record, isn't true. that was 'auntie' power.) that being said, it's a given family outings are narrowly avoided disasters; as the kids grow, aki swears he'll have to start keeping them on a leash, or they might end up accidentally shoplifting your local 7/11's supply of sour gummy cubes, or have fed daffodil seeds to each stray cat on your condo's street under one blink of a weary eye. at the end of the day, he always caves with an exasperated sigh and an irritated 'fine. but don't tell your mom, okay?'. after all, he's always been a sucker for you; who's to say he's not the same with your kids?

unserious hcs... :3

def the type of dad to mutter 'no she didn't' or 'they probably deserved it' under his breath when ur daughter's school principal calls u both in to tell u she stuck her chewed melon gum in three different girls' hair that day

unreasonably competitive w his children. god knows why

yells at ur kids a lot and starts pouting like the grown ass man he is when u scold him for it ("sorry, love. i got used to it. power and denji were a hell of a handful.")

tucks them both in n denies it with everything in him when u ask if he likes making them beg for goodnight smooches

tells them to fuck off (in childrenspeak) when its ur marriage anni / date night

when they were rlly young, u guys used to all do family showers and or baths together but then water would get everywhere and the rubber duck would be fought over n bathbombs would overflow and the kids would get mad at each other so u dont do that anymore...

an absolute goof and doesnt know what the hell hes doing at first... one time ur son was choking on a cherry pit and he didnt know what to do so he just. shook him. by some miracle it worked (if it was denji or power he wouldve js smacked their back unnecessarily aggressively)

unrolls his cigarettes and makes origami shapes out of them; once ur daughter got her ears pierced he made a pair of crane earrings for her from the paper (clean ofc. i hope)

thoroughly enjoys forcing himself into mother daughter nights and he grumbles but secretly loves when ur daughter practices makeup on him or braids his hair

hopes and prays like an idiot that his kids see him as a cool epic devil hunter awesome sauce dad and not a silly pathetic failwife househusband (that's only for u to think)

stitches up any clothing, pillow cases or stuffed animals that r falling apart, also makes sure that no color bleeds when washing clothes and that nothing shrinks cus he does all the laundry for evryone

helps u make a family photo scrapbook and tape polaroids to ur fridge. lets the kids cut out patterns and shapes (his fav r the nutrition facts for some weird reason) from their juiceboxes and kids' magazines to put in the scrapbook

whenvr ur napping he always tells them to shut up. or he just forces them to nap too so he can be lazy and crawl into bed w u

a very good dad !!

hes such a loser oh no.. i should've just used the unserious hcs for the entire thing. i rambled im sorry it will happen again. i love himr

my (riaki) stuff. don't repost and/or plagiarize !

[myarlert]

okay after reading all the soft things about jean and his child i can’t help it i might have a baby fever 😭 what kind of fathers do you think the aot guys would be?? 🥺

𝐀𝐎𝐓 𝐆𝐔𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐘𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒

— cw; mentions of child birth [nothing graphic], mentions of baby making, overall fluff, there’s a shit ton of commas?

one mention of fem!bodied reader, other than that it’s all gn!reader, more about the guys themselves

— eren yeager, armin arlert, jean kirschtein, levi ackerman, erwin smith, reiner braun, bertholdt hoover, connie springer

𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑

— eren would be the fun kinda dad, the one that would always have his kiddo up on his shoulders, playing rocketship/blast off, making forts n having tea parties. he would be up for having more than one, especially with how beautiful he thinks you look when you are all round with his baby <3 would definitely be the silly one out of them, always telling his kid[s] jokes or teaching them lighthearted pranks. absolutely would get tons of matching outfits for himself and his children.

𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐓

— armin would be the sweet/protective kinda dad. he would want the absolute best for his little ones, always making sure they were well fed, well dressed, had a safe roof to live under, helping them to understand school, not overly pressuring them to get good grades but just to make sure they get by good. armin loves his family more than anything, so he would definitely want to have more than one child.

𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐈𝐍

— very very much a gentleman with any child he comes into contact with, especially his own. jean will have no problem spoiling the fuck out of his kids and you, giving you the best life possible. his kids would be spoiled beyond belief, wanting to always try to cook them homemade meals, give them toys they want, making sure they have a house that’s going to keep them safe ugh how i want to have kids with jean.

𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐈 𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍

— levi doesn’t like kids until he has one of his own, and then his kids are his everything. every waking moment of his is spent making sure his children are safe and secure. he would be the type of dad to sit at a restaurant with his buds, drinking a beer or something with his toddler on his thigh. don’t get me started on how levi would braid his childs hair, pigtails, ANYTHING UGH CUTE

𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐇

— erwin, like levi, wouldn’t think much about kids until he has his own. erwin would one hundred percent want a big family, always bringing his others to the hospital with baby number three or four was on the way. like imagine giving birth and after a few hours he comes in to introduce your toddler to their new brother or sister…… :( like ‘look! that’s them.. they look a little like you!’ and he would poke their tummy or something :(

𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐔𝐍

— i feel like reiner wouldn’t be too into the idea of having kids at first but once the first process of baby making occurs.. he wants another.. and another.. reiner however would be between armin and eren. protective but not to an extreme level but also playful and very attentive to his kids. has a soft spot for having tea parties if he has a little girl, especially if it has a theme and she wants to dress up with him :((

𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑

— would end up having twins and couldn’t be happier. teaches his kids to get along with one another but fails sometimes. bert would be the type of dad to love going on walks and taking his kiddos to the park. pushes them on swings, adores when he gets to teach them how to ride a bike and the look of pure joy on his face when he lets go and sees them riding all by themselves :’) bertholdt is much more of a softie like that when his kids are in his presence.

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑

— MAKEOVERS MAKEOVERS MAKEOVERS PLEASE, he would sit down for however long it takes for his little one to jab his eyelids and smear lipstick all over his lips and nose and he LOVES IT. he thinks it helps with creativity and artistic abilities. no but seriously, connie would be a major softie dad who would let his kiddos run around and have as much fun as they wanted, but not letting them get too destructive or noisy.

tagging @paradisdementor

myarlert ©️

[stray-kids-react]

Shy s/o doesn't think they deserve them

Masterlist

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Bang Chan

° He loved your shy personality, he just wanted to cuddle and praise you all day long. Even though you are a naturally soft person, that also comes with a lot of insecurities.

° Your boyfriend is a hot aussie leader with a heart of gold who fans call daddy, you can't but feel that you don't deserve such a God like boyfriend. And he can see it bothers you.

° Chan is a sweet heart who will check in on you as often as he can even with his busy schedule, he knows having an idol boyfriend can be stressful and he wants to comfort you.

° Felix was baking brownies, which you usually helped him out with even if it is just to cheer him on as he does his thing. But both of the aussies noticed your missing presence.

° Chan waltzed up to his studio, where you often hung around when you were at the dorms. Once he walked inside he noticed your figure curled up in a chair.

° You were scrolling through some messages that were sent to you via Instagram. None of the messages were pleasant, and Chan's heart broke as he read the truly gruesome ones.

"Maybe they are right. Maybe I don't deserve you." you sighed, slumping back.

"Don't say that, you are a beautiful person inside and out who I couldn't survive without." He reassured, taking your phone away as he cuddled into you.

Lee Know

° Minho always liked you since you first met during the shoot of hellevator. He was pretty obvious with his fondness of you, but you never believed that he could like you.

° Later on once you began dating, he soon realized how low your self confidence truly was. So he made a promise to himself to try and increase it as much as he can.

° Many fans would threaten you for 'taking Minho away', but Minho would shred the letters before you could see how many there truly were. He knew it would hurt you.

° Minho is very affectionate towards you and likes to show you his love through touch. Whenever you seem down, he will cover your face in small pecks until you begin to smile.

° Has seen how come fans and staff treat you, pushing you around and telling you that you aren't worth his time. Minho took it into his own hands and protected you from them.

° He doesn't like seeing you upset or feel like a burden to him, especially since you are so special to him. Minho asked Chan and JYP if he could take at least a week off, they said yes.

"You didn't have to take a week off just for me, I am okay with your schedule." You explained, ruffling his hair.

"I know you're okay with it, but I needed to get away just for a while. And I miss you everytime you're not with me." He replied, gently placing a kiss to your head.

Changbin

° Will do anything to make you see for at least a second how important you truly are to him, he usually sends you hearts and does an adorable aegyo voice when talking to you.

° When you first began to hang out, you were very distant and almost never said a word. Changbin wanted to get to know you, so he constantly made efforts to befriend you.

° Once you opened up you Changbin, he noticed how self conscious and self critical you were of yourself. His confusion as to why you hate yourself only grew stronger.

° Every morning when you both get out of the shower, he will stand you in front of the mirror and poke every feature on your body saying that it is gorgeous and perfect.

° Likes knowing that you feel comfortable around him and that you have him to go to when you are feeling down. He wants to always be there for you and support you.

° Won't admit it to you, but he once teared up while you were asleep because he picked up a hate letter that was directed at you and he was worried that you read it.

"Your eyes, stunning. Your tummy, adorable. Your ears, cute. Your lips, kiss able. Your butt, squishy. Your shoulders, gorgeous..."

"Binnie you have five minutes before dance practice, you should really get going now."

Hyunjin

° Hyunjin is known to be a visual God in all of kpop, even though he is also VERY talented. Many people have a crush on Hyunjin, and you happened to be one of the many.

° His personality was addictive to be around, his looks were God like, and his talent was insane. Thus making it harder and harder for you to see how much he truly adored you.

° You saw yourself on totally different levels, you alwere at a ten while he was in the thousands. Your thoughts always doubting a scenario where you two would date.

° Assuming Hyunjin was just being nice to you, it became very hard for Hyunjin to clue you into that fact that he liked you. Everyone knew this except for you it seemed.

° Jisung, being a close friend to both Hyunjin and yourself. Took it upon himself to try and arrange a way for you to not be so self critical and completely oblivious.

° The next afternoon, you walked into the dance practice room which was now turned into a full on romantic dining area. Shocked as you saw Hyunjin with a rose in his hand.

"Is this for me? It can't be... There must be some sort of mistake or-"

"No mistakes, I've liked you for a while and thought I was being obvious enough. But Jisung told me that I should simply confess."

Han

° You and Jisung have been dating for a while, and you watched proudly as Stray Kids gained more and more popularity as they deserved, since they are talented kings.

° The hate comments sent towards you, and the jealous fans or occasionally staff members and idols. Those never used to bother you, but they became more frequent.

° This slowly picked away at your already small amount of confidence, over thinking everything you do or ever did. And Jisung began to notice your distressed state.

° After a performance he went up to you back stage and leaned in for a kiss, when you barely responded to it and looked around the room nervously, his heart twisted sadly.

° Jisung took you to an unoccupied dressing room, and locked the door behind you. He cupped your cheeks gently as he rested his head against yours. A small sigh escaping him.

° You felt all of the built up sadness and anger rise out of you, as tears slowly sprinkled down your cheeks. Your hands clinging onto his back as he embraced you.

"Shh shh shh, it's okay. Just let it all out, it'll be okay. I'm here for you, you know that."

"I'm sorry, I just felt like I don't deserve you and I shouldn't have been so distant, their words just really hurt."

Felix

° Felix knew it was going to be a bumpy ride seeing as he is under a huge company and his band is very popular, but he was willing to go through all of that with you.

° You and Felix were best friends before you started dating, he knew you were shy and quite distant when it came to people. He started to find it cute after a couple years.

° JYP himself has criticised you for interfering with his idols's lives. Even though you didn't interfere and honestly helped Felix calm down throughout the schedules.

° Felix was disappointed by some fo the fan's toxic behavior towards you, knowing that those types of comments will stick with you for quite sometime. You made him happy and he wished others would see that.

° The other members and artists under JYP saw you as part of the big jyp family, but even their support couldn't stop the sadness that brewed as more hate letters were sent.

° You didn't want to stress your already overworked boyfriend, so you tried to find a quiet spot to cry in. But Felix knew you too well, and knew where you would hide.

"I'm okay Lix, I don't want to stress you out since your already on a hectic schedule today. I'll be fine I swear."

"I won't leave until I know for a fact that you are okay, the practice can wait. You need me right now and I'm going to be here for you."

Seungmin

(He looks so cute! I couldn't help myself lol)

° You were also a beloved idol, and many eoopel actually found your relationship with Seungmin quite adorable. You felt lucky that there wasn't so much hate directed at you.

° Even though you both seemed to have it easy compared to other idol couples, you couldn't help but feel insecure when Seungmin treated you like a queen/king.

° Many fans of yours knew that off stage you are an adorable shy bean, but no one except for Seungmin knew why you would become so shy and distant towards others.

° Your shyness came from extreme anxiety and self image issues. You never had much confidence, and Seungmin made many goals to try and bring your confidence up.

° One day after a hard performance, you sat in front of your dressing room mirror and let your tears slide down your cheeks silently. Letting your anxiety take over everything.

° Seungmin walked in with a box of celebration cupcakes, only to have hsi smile fade once he saw the tears rushing down your features. He felt his heart sink.

"I'm sorry Seungmin. It's stupid really, but I just don't feel like I deserve you."

"Y/n, we are perfect for each other. I spoil you with love and affection because you always make me feel special and loved."

Jeongin

° You knew how beloved Jeongin was, by fans, members, idols, netizens, family... Everyone. This sent a large amount of pressure towards you once you began dating.

°Jeongin loved your quiet and calm personality, it was a nice break from the loud JYP building and Stray Kids dorms. Your shyness is what attracted him to you.

° He liked cuddling with you in your apartment, talking about nothing and everything as a random movie played in the background. It was his favorite place to be.

° You both were open with anything that was bothering you and never let something stir inside of you for too long. He wanted to be your safe haven for when you need one.

° One weekend when he was staying at your place, he noticed you seemed more quiet than usual and asked you what was bothering you. Since something clearly was.

° You snuggled into his chest as you clung onto him tighter, sighing in defeat knowing you will have to admit your feelings even though you think they seem silly.

" I feel like I don't deserve you. I mean, you are Yang Jeongin a literal angel."

"You deserve the universe and everything in it, I love you and only you. Don't put yourself down, remember how much I care about you."

[doctorstethoscope]

The Whole Time || A. Hotchner x Fem!Reader

It’s @ssahotchswife ‘s soft hotch saturday again bitches. u know the drill. 

Summary: Aaron decides to make some happier memories in New York

Contains: fluff, alcohol consumption, law-breaking but not the kind anyone cares about, canon-typical descriptions of kidnapping, author taking creative liberties with the geography of New York City

word count: 1.7k

You let out a breath you didn’t realize you were holding when you watch the child you’d saved from an attempted kidnapping rush into his mother’s waiting arms. The most recent case had brought the team to New York City, for a kidnapping that was ultimately linked to a trafficking ring. You’d recovered a dozen kids of all ages, but Charlotte, the child you’d been called on the case for originally, was finally with her parents again, and you could rest, and rest easy, knowing that you’d saved them.

Spencer and JJ were already taking apart the team’s whiteboard in the conference room. Aaron was off making a call, and you spotted Derek and Emily fussing with the coffee pot in the NYPD’s break room. You started clearing off the table, preparing for your swift exit, and hopefully a night at home with Aaron and Jack. 

“Jet leaves tomorrow at 8AM.” Aaron announces when he enters the conference room. 

“We’re not leaving this afternoon?” JJ asked. 

“We had to shut the airports down to stop the unsubs. LaGuardia is a mess trying to get all of today’s rescheduled flights out, and it seemed better to give you all a day in the city than to sit on the tarmac for eight hours. But if you want me to call them back--” 

“Ah, ah, I think what JJ meant to say is first round on her tonight.” Morgan corrected and the team let out a laugh.

“Well, I for one, am overdue for some self care in the form of a little blue box.” Emily said, already pulling up walking directions to Tiffany’s. 

“Oh, can we go to Saks, too!” JJ asked, peering over Emily’s shoulder. 

You crossed the room to slide beside Aaron. The team knew that you were together, but for professionalism’s sake, you tried to make sure any local teams you worked with couldn’t tell, which meant you had to be very careful about your PDA.

“So… a day in New York, huh?” You looked up at him, and he smiled at you. 

“I think I’m just gonna take some time and work on my report so it’s done when we get in tomorrow. You should go shopping with the girls.” He tells you, and you squint up at him.

“You okay?” You asked. 

“Yeah,” he assures you with a little nod and a quirk of his brow that doesn’t leave you feeling very assured at all. 

“I know New York isn’t your favorite place. You don’t have a lot of happy memories here,” you understated. 

“Well, today’s not all that bad.” He winks at you. “Go shop. Don’t think I didn’t notice that you used the money your parents sent you for your birthday on Jack.” He narrows his eyes at you. 

“It’s all the same money once it gets into the account, babe. I don’t feel deprived of anything. Don’t think I didn’t notice that you went way overboard with my presents this year.” You remind him with a smirk. 

“No such thing,” he said, taking a risk and pressing a quick kiss to the top of your head. The case was done now, anyways. “Have fun with the girls. I’ll be waiting for you when you get back. You’d better have more bags than you can carry.” 

“You’re ridiculous.” You rolled your eyes at him playfully as he gave you a gentle shove towards JJ and Emily. You took a couple steps over to where they were planning the rest of their afternoon. “Mind if I crash?” You asked. 

“We were planning on stealing you away from Hotch regardless of whether or not you asked, so this seems easier,” Emily tells you and you laugh. 

“I need coffee before we do anything. Real, not-police-station coffee.” JJ moans out, and you drag her out the door in the direction of the nearest Starbucks.

You’re headed back to the hotel after some shopping when Emily mentions a detour through Central Park. The air is warm, and contrary to Aaron’s orders, your bags aren’t all that heavy, so you’re happy to oblige her. You’re distracted, following JJ’s lead as you breathe in the smell of the flowers and appreciate the life of the city, the simplicity of all these people who have no clue about the international kidnapping scheme you and your team had taken down not even four hours ago. Emily and JJ come to a stop and you look between them. They gesture to a tree not far off from your path. Aaron’s underneath it, a blanket beneath him and a picnic basket on the ground beside him. He stands up and makes his way towards you.

“Did you two know about this?’ You ask, looking back and forth between Emily and JJ, betrayed but not at all angry. 

“He texted us and asked if we could covertly get you here, but other than that we knew nothing.” JJ assured you. You’re about to pressure Emily for more answers, but Aaron makes his way to you. 

“Hi angel,” He tells you, leaning in to kiss your cheek. 

“Hi.” You smile at him. “When did you have time to do all of this? You said you were working on your report.” 

He shrugged. “I lied. If you want to yell at me, I’ll allow it, but let’s not make Emily and JJ watch.” He teases.

You’d forgotten that they were even there. They both gave you hugs goodbye before taking off, and Aaron took your hand in his to lead you back to the blanket he’d set up on a slight hill, overlooking a bit of the park. 

“I figured it was time to make some happy memories in the city.” He tells you, beckoning you to sit. You do, scooting your way next to him so that your thighs were touching. He leans forward for the basket and procures a chilled bottle of white wine and a small package of red solo cups. 

“Aaron Hotchner, are you drinking in public?” You asked incredulously. 

“I figure the NYPD’ll give us a pass, just this once.” He says, uncorking the bottle and pouring modest glasses into two cups for you both.

You raised your glass to his. “To happier memories.” 

He connected his cup to your own but leaned in to kiss you before you could take a sip. “I love you,” he reminds you between kisses, and you smile. To anyone else in the park, especially from a distance, you two must have looked like crazy twenty-somethings freshly in love. Sometimes you felt like that, too. 

He pulls away from you, after a moment. “I love you.” You say, taking your free hand and wrapping it around Aaron’s arm, pulling him in and resting your head on his shoulder. 

He places a hand on your thigh and turns his head to leave a kiss on top of yours. “We don’t do this enough.” 

“No amount of time with you could ever be enough,” you concur. “But we get out as often as we can. We’re busy, Aaron, and we have a son.” 

His heart warmed when you referred to Jack as your own-- it wasn’t the first time you’d done it, not by a long shot, and he’d known even before you started calling him yours that you’d risk life and limb for him. So why hadn’t he asked you yet? Why hadn’t he pulled the ring out of his sock drawer and made it official?

“A son who I see you’ve spoiled, when I specifically told you to go shopping for yourself.” He teased you, changing the subject in his own brain and gesturing to the FAO Schwarz bag in your collection. 

“It’s just a couple comic books, Aaron. It’s reading material, it hardly counts as a gift.” You defended, knowing there was no need.

“Sure,” He chuckles at you, concealing his grin with a sip of wine. 

He pulls a small plate of cut fruit out of the basket, and you talk and eat and giggle and settle in to each other to watch the sunset. He’s leaning back against the tree, his legs spread so you can lean against his chest and sit between them, his arms wrapped around you from behind. The setting sun has allowed a slight chill to settle into the air, but the weight of his body wrapped around yours keeps you warm. 

“Aaron?” You ask, not daring to tear your eyes away from the cascading pinks and purples of the sky in front of you. 

“Hm?” He asks. 

“Do you think you’d want more?” You ask, internally cringing at your own vulnerability, hoping you hadn’t ruined an otherwise perfect evening.

“More wine?” He asked, unwrapping a hand from you to look for his cup. 

You let out a nervous little laugh. “No, hon. I, uh. I meant more kids. Sorry, didn’t mean to spring that on you, it was just on my mind. You don’t have to answer.” 

“Only if they’re yours,” he replies, and you’re confused. 

“Huh?” You ask. 

“I only want more kids if they’re yours.” He reiterates, craning to look at you a little. “Isn’t it obvious?” He asked. 

“Well, you know, it doesn’t hurt to hear, regardless.” You responded, a little breathless. You turned to face him. 

“Silly girl,” He smiled at you. “I only want you. I want you and our future together, and our babies, if we are to have any, and I want to keep making you smile for the rest of my life. And if I have that, I’ll be happy.” He states simply, as if it were the easiest thing in the world, as if he’d known it all along. He suspects that deep down, he has. 

“Sounds like a pretty good life you’ve dreamed up for yourself, there.” You smile at him, just happy to be included. 

“Yeah, I think so.” He agrees, giving you a squeeze. 

“You know, you’re gonna have to marry me before I let you knock me up,” you inform him with a laugh. 

“Working on it,” He tells you, and you roll your eyes. 

“Sure you are,” you counter, and he kisses your temple. 

“It’s coming when you least expect it. Like an action movie. You’d better watch out.” He whispers against you, and you laugh, the sound vibrating through your chest and warming him from the inside out. 

“You’re missing the sunset, silly boy.” You reminded him. 

He’d been looking at you the whole time, anyways. 

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

MICKEY U R SPOILING ME SO BAD … every single one of these thoughts fed me / watered my crops / etc etc. my master plan has worked <333 i got a bunch of super cute super real hcs for free!!!

i read this while drinking my silly lil cup of coffee right after waking up like i was reading the morning newspaper LMAOO i was smiling the whole time!!! talking to u is so funnn but also we really are just enabling each others obsessions arent we mickey 😭😭 …. very real of us i think

BUT HELLO????? I CANT BELIEVE U STARTED WRITING IN SEPTMEBER WDYMMMM ….. HOW R U ALREADY SO CRAZY GOOD ….. thats such a cool coincidence though bc im pretty sure i started posting my writing sometime around september!! or maybe august … either way im telling u we’re linked!!!

im so glad ur doing well too mickeyyyy 🥺🥺 and having fun writing!! as u should hehe. also SAMEEE uve made the writing process soso fun for me too <333 still going crazy over knights and princes etc etc. that vampire!reader x dumb sweetie!gojo thing u posted is also just rotting in my brain atp

AND MICKEYYYY U R LITERALLY SO COOL TO ME WHAT……… U LOVE MOVIES? UR A CINEPHILE?. plEAASSEE teach me ur ways i want to be a movie guy SO fucking bad but i have no clue where to start 😭😭😭 i kinda just live under a rock i think. i dont know anything abt actors or directors… I WANT TO THOOOUGHH…..

its so reassuring to know u love fight club also. i feel like super duper popular movies can be hits or misses but i trust ur taste 100%!!!!!! just from what ive seen i feel like i’d like it so maybe ill watch it sometime soon!!! im a chronic procrastinator when it comes to stuff like this tho 😭😭 i feel like thats part of the problem ……

aaaa but!! one thing i can say is that i DID absolutely love glass onion!!! knives out is still my fave of the two but both were so so good …….. i looked up the director of the holmes movies but i dont think ive watched any of his other works T_T

i honestly couldnt tell u what my taste in movies is either ….??? i love musicals a ton and i like . detective movies…. mystery movies…. i also love the ghibli movies but im trying to think of non-animated movies rn…. i WANT to say i can get behind pretty much anything but im so sensitive to horror and scifi and some psycholgical tropes WHICH LIKE…. definitely eliminates a lot of good movies 😭😭 i have no idea where to find movies to watch either <///3

(BUT ON THAT NOTE : I WOULD LOOOOVE TO SEE UR LETTERBOXD PLSPLSPLS I AM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES………. i trust ur taste like i trust nothing else mickey pls show me the way 🙇‍♂️)

aaaa but anyways!!!! EVERYTHING U SAID ABT SASHISU IS SO REAL SO TRUE ……. giggled to myself reading it u just Get them. our silly little guys <33

PLEASEEE THE ARI/MICKEY/SASHISU MOVIE NIGHTS WOULD GO CRAZY WOULDNT THEY………. sugu giving everyone a death stare, gojo talking while the movie’s playing, mickey doing the same thing but only to share insightful commentary (gojo is talking just to talk LMAO)…..  and then me + shoko just sitting there in silence bc shes fully enjoying the chaos and im still trying to figure out whats going on in the movie PSBDBDBDB……. ”wait im lost whos that guy again?” cue 10 minute mickey/sugu exposition <3

BUT;;;;; SUGU HOLDING UR HAND DURING THE MOVIE…. RESTING HIS HAND ON UR THIGH …….. (explodes) mickey r u trying to kill me HES SOOOOOO…….. huffing a bit when he keeps missing ur popcorn-hungry hands…… gripping ur thigh loosely just bc he wants to feel u. watching ur reaction to the movie out of the corner of his eye…. i would give him the world

UR FEEDING ME W THE SHOKO CRUMBS TOO watching crime stuff w her would be sososo fun!! 🥺🥺 she would know Way too much abt it LOL…. and HELP u watching that as a kid 😭😭 thats so funny ur poor mom U WERE SO REAL FOR IT THO dont let the haters get u down <33

and abt the office!! i think shoko would find michael funny tbh. maybe has a bit of a soft spot bc hes gojocoded LOL but bc of that she has to act like she doesnt like him. more than anything tho i think she’d like pam !! :) shoko is just so gay to me im sorry i just KNOW she sees a pretty woman on screen and grows immediately attached <333

IM SO GLAD U SEE THE GOJO/MUSICAL VISION…… mickey if u want to watch a super good musical i recommend ”the guy who didnt like musicals” its very meta and very funny and the songs are sososo good the whole thing is on yt ull like it i promise 🙏🙏 def the one musical i’d recommend for ppl who arent super into the genre!!

ah but. u rly are trying to kill me arent u….. GOJO TRYING TO MAKE U LAUGH N SMILE BY SINGING HHGGGGHHG.. SOB……. hes the sweetest cutest ever ever ever how could u do this to me…….. 😭😭😭😭 its embarrassing how whipped i am hes so. hes just so. just wants to see u smileeeee god please save me from the grip this fictional man has on my psyche

AND OFC UR SO RIGHT ABT HIM TOO when it comes to reality tv he is always on the side of Women <333 our feminist king. "what a dick i would never i would never baby" BAHDHSHD U GET HIM SO WELL I CAN HEAR HIS VOICE…

and and!! WATCHING SPORTS W HIMMMM gosh that would be so fun ur right. he would get so heated so quickly PSBDJD i feel like he would get instantly infected by ur enthusiasm 😭😭😭 hes a cutie a sweetie etc etc. cheers for ur favorites and gets mad on ur behalf if they lose <333 then he switches up LOL ”i wouldnt have failed you like that” who does he thinks he is (affectionate)….

AND AND AND… UR FAVE MOVIES…… GRRRRRR I JUST KNOW U HAVE THE BEST TASTE MICKEY IM SO JEALOUS 💔💔💔 ive been meaning to watch everything everywhere all at once but im a lil scared of scifi-ish plots 😭😭 IM SUCH A SCAREDY CAT U DONT GET IT ……… BUT i have watched into the spiderverse <333 and obv i loved it !!

OHHH AND U LIKE ACTION MOVIES!! i lovelovelove action but i dont have much experience watching action movies that arent animated (so if u 👀👀 have any recs 👀👀👀…. i am begging for crumbs)

MICKEY I TREASURE OUR LONG RB CONVOS SM U DONT GET IT 🙏🙏🙏 they bring me sm joyyy i was gonna reply to the poetry thread right after this but since ur here anyways i figured ill just continue it on this thread so u dont have to jump back n forth <;33 this really does feel like we’re two soldiers drafting each other letters during a long war PDJDKBFBF

ok but 9-5 aside THAT GENUINELY SOUNDS SO FUN TO ME……… i think i would love to just do monotonous tasks like that <33 n a book warehouse!! thats so nice!!!!!! i hope u survive the work hours and find smth that fits u better though. im cheering u on!!!! <3

i hope u end up liking the book u buy too!!! so far siken’s only collections are crush and war of the foxes but again; both r super good!! plsplspls tell me if u find any poems at all that u like i’d love to read them!! im currently hunting down this One poem in my image folder bc it reminded me a bit of the one u sent me and i think ud really like it!! :3

AND OFC i agree w everything u said abt de and harry <333 I WAS THE SORRY COP TOO PSJFKDK but on my second run i tried apocalypse cop bc i think its so unbelievably funny. harry will literally say shit like ”the great bloodletting will befall us all” and kim is just like ”ok.” PDNDKD I LOVE THEM I DOOO….

CUNO AND CUNOESSE TOO ohhh mickey…. empathy was my main skill when i first played and i was SO invested in cuno i love him sm :( i feel so bad for him. hes also just the funniest character in the game i think pdbfkdkd HARRY EXCLUDED…

and on that note the quotes u picked out PLSSSS mickey theyre so good…… ”major narc. (point to yourself)” I LOVVEEEE HIMMM SOOO…… ”i would like to sleep on gold. hustler-style.” <- found this one in my de folder too hes so silly <33 AND THE ENTIRE BLOATED CORPSE CONVO FUCKING EATS god i love it sm. its so good. that quote goes so hard im keeling over (“i remember nothing.” as a response too……… whewwwww)

^ MICKEY????????? U CANT SAY THIS AND EXPECT ME TO SURVIVE IM GOING INSANE IM BITING AT MY SCREEN IM GOING RABID i know ive said it at least thrice but like. words cant express how fucking hyped i am for the next parts. im so in love w ur knight its unfair u truly dont understand how insane they make me :(( ohhh the burden of being a knight of being a weapon of being disposable…. i am THINKING

aaaa and ur fave games!!!!!!! GREAT taste i havent played any of them myself (yet!!) but my friends love them and ive heard nothing but good things!!! been meaning to play the last of us…. one of these days ill get to it for sure (<- chronic procrastinator)

i forgot to mention it last time but another rec i have (that i think ud really like!!) is slay the princess… BIG disco elysium vibes. i dont wanna say too much bc its best to experience blind but!! the art and designs are super good, its funny and interesting and has a lot of cool horror, AND : it has BIG ihtctaot vibes. at least to me!! either way its super duper good, i promise <33

AND AND ANDDDD LASTLY… i would LOVE to get some soundtrack recs R U KIDDING……. i absolutely loveeee listening to different instrumentals but i only rly do it for video games or anime (THE JJK S2 SOUNDTRACK…. whewwwww) so i’d love some movie soundtracks recs!!!! 🥺

u r teaching me so much genuinely!!!! i love how we’re just talking abt different art we love <333333 sending a big kiss directly to ur forehead

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ari<33 how was your day? how is it going? tell me tell me!! MY QUESTION IS what movies would be your movies with gojo n geto n shoko?? like something you're both always down to watch

i just thought about this bc i put jackass on for background noise (a totally normal thing to do i know) and i realized that jackass would absolutely be something me n gojo would bond over lmao i think he'd find it so funny and he'd react to everything sooo dramatically like he's crawling backwards over the couch he's gagging he's crying he's laughing and he will most definitely wanna fucking try some of the stunts............................ he's stupid and i love him

- @softgirlgonehaywire

MICKEY !!!!!!!! hihihi!!!!!!!!! so happy to see u here hehe. my day was good!!! 🌻🌻🌻 im trying to take advantage of my uni break to read and write a bunch!!! which is super fun :D i wanna check out more of ur stuff sometime soon too !!!!

what abt u mickey?? did u do anything fun??? i hope ur day was (or is!!) super duper lovely <33

AAAA AND. thats the cutest question ever im losing it im biting at the walls tysm for indulging my sashisu obsession….. this got long u have been warned ‼️

FIRST OF ALL i just wanna say i havent watched jackass so i cant comment as much as i want to 😔😔😔 bUT i trust u and agree w everything u say yep yep !!!! AND i 100% agree that gojo would do movie stunts w u THATS SO CUTE 😭😭 he would do the most complicated dangerous stunt just to impress u <333 and then break his ankle. and force u to nurse him back to health it was on purpose :/

ahhh but!!!! honestly mickey i dont watch as many movies as id like to……. (PLS GIVE ME RECS 🙏🙏🙏) i have some faves and genres that i love tho!! so here r just some general thoughts :3

gojo is canonically down to watch basically anything so i feel like we would hunt down the most awful/low quality/unintentionally hilarious movies we can n just lose it laughing. ALSO…. im not super into reality tv but i think gojo would LOVE that shit. obsessed w it. i would watch his silly little reality tv shows just to make him happy <333 i feel like he would have genuine beef w people on the show too PHDKDJD LIKE DAMN IS IT REALLY THAT SERIOUS… but it is. he’s out for blood.

….. also this is me being self indulgent lets be clear but: some part of me thinks gojo would love musicals <33 its the would-be theatre kid in him. i love and cherish the legally blonde musical and i know he would too. he sings along obnoxiously loud which would be super funny if he was tone deaf but sadly he has a beautiful voice LMAOO

NOW as for shoko …… she loves horror movies. loves them loves them. i think she’d actually prefer really bad horror movies though. bc she thinks the over-the-top effects are so funny… either way im suffering bc im a scaredy cat LOL. but i feel like she’d like that too <33 (i would cry and she would comfort me by explaining how splattered brains ACTUALLY look and that would make me cry more)

AH ALSO … i have literally no idea where this came from and its not a movie but!! i think shoko would be unreasonably obsessed w the office. its her hyperfixation. we would binge it together all the time <33 my favorite is michael but she would compare him to gojo (objectively correct comparison) and i would no longer be able to see him the same way

and then for sugu…….. he’s so pretentious mickey. i just know he is. ONLY watches good movies. if u ask nicely he’ll watch a bad movie w u but will silently judge it + ur taste the whole time i hate him. (i dont.) idk i just feel like he has way too much to say abt fight club and the godfather PSBDJBF TELL ME U SEE THE VISION…. will lowkey mainsplain them to u but its sugu so i think its fine <33

but jokes aside i think sugu just has Good taste. beyond the mainstream toxic man movies (and even w those i think he has genuinely good and interesting takes he’s simply Perfect)… i feel like he has a wide selection of lesser known movies that are actually really really good and he shares them w u <3 and gatekeeps them from everyone else im thinking like old monochrome french movies w really interesting plots …. indie gems …. etc etc.

but as i said im not knowledgeable abt movies at ALL so i think id just have to trust his taste n watch them w him 😭😭 i cant decide if he’s the type to pause the movie every two minutes to explain something or give u side eye if u talk while its playing PDBDJDJ EITHER WAY… i love him.

OH BUT BUT BUT …. i think sugu would love mystery movies a lot!!! and they r my favorites ever ever ever. i love knives out & the 2009 sherlock holmes movies so i would force him to watch them w me. thankfully theyre super good so we’d both be happy :) yeah.

if u pay attention while reading u can tell the exact moment i started getting carried away i think PDBDJD THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD QUESTION MICKEY ….. so fun to think abt. if u have any more thoughts on what u and gojo would watch PLS tell me i am itching to know 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Ok, so this is gonna be part 2 of my YV headcanons. These are gonna be mostly about Faust, Auron, and Charlie! These are also sfw and nsfw.

I'm not doing a lot of faust because Tumblr is doing a dumb and I deleting my shit. I'm so tired of trying to rewright what I originally put down so later on I'll just edit it to have more headcanons for him soon.

AGAIN THESE ARE MY OWN PERSONAL HEADCANONS! NONE OF THESE ARE CANNON! ALSO NOT PROOF READ

Faust

Material gurl all the way

Spoiled his whole life and will spoil you too

He probably lives in the hotel complex that he owns

He was kinda the golden child growing up and he would always get what he wants

He was very popular at school because he had money and that's it

People in high school would go to him for tarot and palm readings

He likes stray animals and cats a lot

He would love to have a pet crow

Don't ask him why he just wants it

Auron

Super big nerd when he was younger

Probably a Potter head

He would get picked on by Faust often because he was a big bookworm as a kid and still is now

But he mostly read historic books and biographys

Especially biographies about some of his clients

He was a happy go lucky kid till his dad died

Then when he died it kinda shaped him into what he is now

He became more quiet and cold

We found out today that Trish was his nanny and was probably hired for extra help with the boys

Trish became like another mother to Auron and was closer to her then his mom

Even though he has mountains of money he's a penny pincher

He likes to save and hold onto money

He only spends it on expensive necessities

He definitely went to a well educated private school

He was the quiet kid but the kid who everyone went to for help with homework

He would probably run a business by doing peoples homework for them

Like 10 bucks a page

When he's stressed he turns to alcohol

Mostly drinks expensive whisky and wine

Probably even owns his own wine celler

He may have developed a defined taste in wine because his mom would let him have small sips of hers

He has a addiction to power and control

I can see him as being more of a Mr. Grey type of guy when it comes to sex

Fully into BDSM and he has to be in control

Maybe even owns a apartment just for sex

The Red Apartment???

Definitely likes it when you dry hump his leg while he degrades you

Will call you all kinds of degrading names but his fav is either slut or cunt

Has a Sir, Mister, or Professor kink but he doesn't fuck with the Daddy kink

His cock would have to be 6 ½ or 7 ½ inches with a thick base but a large head

He will use you and just go to sleep

NO AFTERCARE AFTER SEX ONLY SLEEP

He likes to have his hair pulled but never discovered it until you pulled his hair and he moaned very loud

He said to never to do or discuss it until he processed what happened and if he allows you to

He used to smoke cigarettes but he quit smoking

He has a soft spot for animals and he used to have a Saint Bernard as a little little kid

He's a bit of a foodie but will never admit it

He says that his body is a temple and he must treat it right and not eat garbage food

I feel like trish would be more of a aunt mom

Like the person who isn't quick to anger or disabling but, listens to their side of the story and points out the wrong and the right while giving the best advice, she can give

He mostly gives gifts to show his love

He's not a big touchy-feely type

He doesn't like children and will never want children

He works too damn hard and he doesn't have time for a child

Probably had a vasectomy done just in case

He hates lying and will DESTROY anyone who lies to him

So he will always tell you the truth even if it hurts you

If he's needy he will bend you over his desk and fuck you silly

When he's stressed or when the city is too loud for his liking he will put on a few jazz records to help him relax a bit

He likes jazz music a lot because it's what he grew up to

When he was a little boy his mom would put on a jazz record and dance around the kitchen with him standing on the tops of her feet

Charlie

Trumpet kid

He still has his trumpet tucked away in the back of Jesse's apartment

He sees Jesse as a very scary mom

Like he is scared of everything but she's super intimidating

He probably lives at 711

Like I won't be surprised if he baught all of his groceries from 711

He would be one those kids that followed the crowd

Was part of the weird kid group in high school

I like to imagine him living in the slums and the poverty-ridden part of the city with only his mom

He was the kid who would have straight A's in school to make his mom proud and worry free

Since he lived in the slums he found out quickly that he could sell drugs for a good amount of cash

So to try to help with the bills he dropped out of school and started to sell full time

Once his mother heard about this she quickly kicked him out and disowned him because of this

So he went and lived with the fang after that

He is very clingy to you

He has to be around you 25/8 because he's afraid that you'll leave

He does his own piercings and he does yours too

Once he baught a tattoo gun and you and him give each other small tattoos that only the two of you can find

Has a insanely high matabalisum like Alphonse but instead of eating sweets he eats more disgusting junk food

Like he can and had ate a full can of cheese but not with anything.... Just the cheese

Once you caught him eating a cold hot dog that he got from 711 a few days ago

He's disgusting but you love him

If he's ever in trouble he'll run to you for help

He will use you as a human shield

100% a switch

He is a gentle dom and doesn't like to get too aggressive with you

He gets self-conscious about his body and his size so you have to reassure him sometimes

His cock is 5½ inches long with a wide flat head

He also has one of those thick extremely hard veins that goes from the base to the tip

He still fantasies about Al and Seth sometimes but he would never tell you

He has a spitting and cum kink because of the bittersweet lovers

Once he got tied up and watched Al sucked Seth off in front of him

When Seth came in Al's mouth he walked over to Charlie forced his mouth open and spat the cum and spit mixture in his mouth and made him swallow

He had very kinky sex with those two

He also likes to feel full so when you're not home he'll fuck himself with a squirting dildo and fill himself up with fake cum

He likes gangbangs and he would love to have a threesum with you

He will gladly eat your creampie like a starving animal

He loves to lay on your chest and sleep while you both watch a stupid movie

Loves rom-coms for some reason

He also sometimes has unholy thoughts about the milf with the milkers that he shares a home with

Still likes to play with toys and he would happily build a lego castle with you

Once he woke you up with a nerf gun and he almost saw god that day

He likes to either fuck you or give you oral while you sleep

It just has to do with your sleepy moans that get him off

He loves cheese and he honestly can't live without it

Like anything that has cheese on it he will eat it

Even though he hates it he gets embarrassed when you call him your little mouse

Really likes to watch old 80's movies and play shitty vintage video games with you

He doesn't do the drugs that he sells but he does weed

He doesn't smoke it because the first time he tried he nearly died so he sticks with cookies and Brownies

Once he did shrooms and he swore in that day that he will never do it again

He said it was like being cannibalized by satan and being a cow at the same time

Has the very shitty anime printed sweatshirts you can buy off of Facebook

As a kid, he would try to stay up late to watch Toonami but would always fall asleep before any anime would play

As a kid, he would probably knew all of the illegal websites where you can watch free movies and tv and download videos and music

Likes to wear your shirts with his boxers and he just sleeps in it

He watches horror movies only to prove that he's not a pussy

He loves the cow lingerie and wants to buy it for you

If you both have a kid it would probably be an accident or you find a kid abandoned on the street and took them in

He would be so scared if he was a dad

He would be paranoid about accidentally killing his kid

Like he holds them wrong and their neck goes yeet

Would not like to hold his kid until they were a few weeks old

He would rant about how scam movies were doing it wrong

He's kinda like the kid from birds of prey

Low key wants to be a skater boy